X.FUN

How it works

Launch a token for anyone on X and hand them the tax. They do nothing. The money finds them.

The mechanic

Anyone can launch. For anyone.

There’s no gate here. Anyone can launch a token for any account on X — no permission, no heads-up, and they don’t even need to know what crypto is. You type a handle, and the token is theirs.

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    Anyone launches

    Pick an X user, add a name and an image, hit launch. Always paired with BNB, always a single transaction.

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    Every trade pays 2%

    2% on buys, 2% on sells. It settles in BNB and never passes through the launcher's hands.

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    All of it locks into the contract

    80% is credited to that X user. 20% is locked by the contract to buy back the platform token.

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    It lands in their X Money

    No signup, no login, no wallet. It gets cashed out and sent straight to their X Money account.

Put another way: you can create an income stream out of thin air for someone who has never touched a wallet. They don’t have to learn a single new thing — the money just shows up.

Where it goes

All 2% hits the contract, then splits two ways

Tax never touches anyone’s wallet. It goes straight from the trade into the platform’s treasury contract, which splits it two ways at a ratio hardcoded in the contract:

100%into the contract
80% → paid to the X user
This is theirs. It builds up onchain and lands in their X Money as cash.
20% → buys back the platform token
The contract locks this up. It can only be spent buying the platform token on the open market — not even we can withdraw it. The more tokens launch here and the harder they trade, the more gets bought back.

That 20% isn’t a promise — the withdraw function simply has no path to it. And the books are open: everything taken in, paid out, and bought back is on the chain, transaction by transaction.

Custody

The money sits in the contract. Nobody can take it.

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Hardcoded onchain.
Once a token ships, nobody can change the rules.

The money isn’t in anyone’s pocket — it’s in the contract. The person who launched it can’t touch it. Neither can the people trading it. And 20% is off-limits to us too — not because we promise not to, but because the function to move it was never written.

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Not the launcher

They pressed a button. The tax never flows to them.

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20% is untouchable

Reserved for buybacks. There is no withdraw function for it.

80% goes one place

Every payout is recorded onchain against their X handle. Check it yourself.

Cashing out

Nothing to claim. The money comes to you.

No X login. No wallet to connect.

No account to create, no seed phrase to write down, and you never need to know what BNB is. It goes straight to your X Money account — as cash, not crypto.

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    Tax builds up onchain

    80% of every trade accumulates under that X handle, out in the open for anyone to verify.

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    We move it to Kraken

    The balance is transferred to Kraken, a licensed and regulated exchange.

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    Kraken converts it to cash

    Crypto is sold for fiat on Kraken and settled through normal banking rails.

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    Paid to your X Money

    The cash hits your X Money account. You never had to do a thing.

Give it 1–2 business days

Turning crypto into cash means clearing through an exchange and a bank, and that can’t be rushed. Budget 1–2 business days.

Launch one for somebody — or see if somebody launched one for you